With apologies to David Letterman, the category today is: Signs Your Encryption Strategy May Have a Problem.  Here they are, your Top 10!

Number 10:

Your decryption fails when you can’t remember where you placed the Annie Oakley decoder ring.

Number 9:

The photos of you in your unicorn costume at Comic-Con, yes, THOSE PHOTOS, are being posted on twitter by anonymous.

Number 8:

Managing encryption keys involves sticky notes on your desk and computer.

Number 7:

When you tell your CEO that the company has poor key management, and he fires you for being disrespectful.

Number 6:

Your encryption strategy is the ransomware that the CEO accidentally downloaded.

Number 5:

When you find out that Pig Latin is not a viable encryption strategy.

Number 4:

Your System Administrator installs new software from a compact disc that has "Totally Legit" written on it in sharpie.

Number 3:

Your passcode is 1234.

Number 2:

Your server password list is projected on a big screen as an example during a presentation at the RSA security conference.

And LAST but not LEAST - Number 1:

This is what your encryption key manager looks like:

And those are the Top 10 signs your encryption strategy may have a problem !!!